Need Help

Hey, Chauncey here.  Well this human is completely useless to me since she's not updated this for me.  I was so mad at her for it, that I shit in the hallway for her to clean it up.  Even though she had cleaned the litter box, I still shit in the hallway just to piss her off.  I love doing that.  She knows it's me but I still try to blame the others.  I have tried to get them under my power but something keeps going wrong.  I must keep trying to get the other cats to listen to me and follow my orders so we can overthrow this pathetic human being.  I've tried to get rid of her myself but it's a difficult task for me.  I've tried tripping her, crapped everywhere for her, thrown and shred her papers everywhere, but I have not succeeded.  Anyone have any suggestions?

Introduction

Hi, my name is Chauncey.  I am one of five cats living in Mary's house.  I'm a rescue cat from Mary's work.  Someone dropped me off at her station and Mary took me home after an animal control officer scanned me for a chip, I had none.  Mary took me into her home without hesitation and I have since made her life a living hell.  After a week I began fighting to become the Alpha male of the house even though Babe was the head honcho.  Mary quickly took me to an unfamiliar place where I apparently was put to sleep and made half the male I am today.  I was neutered and quickly decided that I must seek revenge on Mary for what she paid someone to do to me!! I have kept my promise and work hard and diligently to make her life as miserable as I possibly can.


Now that I have introduced myself, Mary will tell you all about my adventures in the days to come.