Need Help

Hey, Chauncey here.  Well this human is completely useless to me since she's not updated this for me.  I was so mad at her for it, that I shit in the hallway for her to clean it up.  Even though she had cleaned the litter box, I still shit in the hallway just to piss her off.  I love doing that.  She knows it's me but I still try to blame the others.  I have tried to get them under my power but something keeps going wrong.  I must keep trying to get the other cats to listen to me and follow my orders so we can overthrow this pathetic human being.  I've tried to get rid of her myself but it's a difficult task for me.  I've tried tripping her, crapped everywhere for her, thrown and shred her papers everywhere, but I have not succeeded.  Anyone have any suggestions?